My cup runneth over with disappointment.
is a fucking rat.
I deserve better.
Ahw. Thank you ever so much! X
It’s the best people who are made to feel bad inside, because they’re the only ones with the hearts big enough to take it.
I like to think it’s true.
Thank God i dodged a bullet.
when a drunken customer spends an hour trying to get you to explain what a ‘fanny fart’ is.