Thank God you blew it

Thank God i dodged a bullet.

You know you have a classy job

when a drunken customer spends an hour trying to get you to explain what a ‘fanny fart’ is.

Not put up many pics of my tattoos.
So, here you go.

Not put up many pics of my tattoos.

So, here you go.

So I was looking through my computer, and I found some photographs I don’t even remember taking.
Me and my doggy!
Milo was only 6 when he died on Christmas eve last year, 5 years to the exact day that we brought him home with us.
I miss this little guy more than you can imagine.

So I was looking through my computer, and I found some photographs I don’t even remember taking.

Me and my doggy!

Milo was only 6 when he died on Christmas eve last year, 5 years to the exact day that we brought him home with us.

I miss this little guy more than you can imagine.

So please put your sweet hand in mine
And float in space
And drift in time
All my time until I die
We’ll float in space just you and I

Got some new underwear.
Sexy? y/n?

Got some new underwear.

Sexy? y/n?

Me in my work uniform.
What a FOX.

Me in my work uniform.

What a FOX.

Got me some goddamn sexy panties.

Hot damn I love lingerie.